Pixel Slice — 1px center crop per frame
Smooth Average — mean color per frame
Rank Mosaic — columns sorted by luminance
Circle / Radial — polar transform
Edit Pace — frame-to-frame color delta (bright = fast cuts)
Color Temperature — warm (gold) vs cool (teal) per frame
That the darkest act is the *opening* — not the midpoint — should be the first warning that *Ebichu* is not built like anything else in 1999. The arc-up shape (bright midpoint) inverts the usual comedic structure: instead of a chaotic center collapsing into resolution, the show boils over in the middle and then retreats into relative shadow. The palette is Red and Red-Orange, but desaturated and beige-tinged — muted pinks and tans, hospital whites, the washed-out warmth of a cheap apartment’s incandescent bulb. Nabeshin (Shinichi Watanabe), fresh off *Excel Saga*’s hyper-saturated madness, here dials the saturation *down* to 0.226, forcing the eye onto the ugly-tender details of Ebichu’s domestic hell. The bright midpoint is not joy; it is the manic peak of humiliation and desire, the hamster’s most shameless moments. Gainax and Group TAC built a show that is energetically filthy but visually subdued — a contradiction that lands as more uncomfortable than ecstatic. The closing act’s drop in brightness mirrors the return to a tired, ordinary resignation. The barcode does not scream; it deadpans.